Monday, September 28, 2009

Beautiful Weather!!!




Sunday was the first day of fall climbing, and it was truly magnificent. After a week of rain the sun came out and illuminated a dry 75 degree day full of hard climbing. Lang, Katie1, Katie2, and I set out earlyish to Drive-By.

Team PBR got the day started with some onsights and flashes of Whip-Stocking (5.11a) and Yadda Yadda (5.11b), both of which were enjoyed by all :) Lang then gave Check Your Grip (5.12a) a burn, and I gave it a go on Beer Belly (5.13a) - an awesome 5.11d layback flake into a v5 traversing pocket problem!

Next on our agenda was an afternoon at the Motherlode where Katie E. redpointed Ale8 (5.12b) for the first time- Go Katie! I gave 2 burns on the amazing and brutally hard 8 Ball (5.12d), and one on Stain (5.12c). Lang gave Chainsaw Massacre several burns and also sent Injured Reserve (5.11a) after finding the hidden crimp ;)

All in all a fantastic day even to be outside! Great to feel motivated again to climb til your fingers bleed, and siked to continue to get stronger into the amazing fall season at the Red!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Rain Rain Rain

It has been raining for days and is starting to dull my wits. A mixture of cabin fever and general recklessness has driven my weekend thus far. A pitcher of Dogfish 90min. IPA and a bottle of Bacardi 151 was enough to get me, Lang, and Katie S sufficiently lubricated and prepared Lang to be picked up for his night at the Red in the rain. Katie and I decided to "tough it out" in her dorm rather than brave the demoralizing weather, and now at 12:40pm I'm attempting to drag her out of bed and to the Zoo for a few burns on Hippocrite (5.12a) and Scar Tissue (5.12a), a couple short 45ft routes on 40 degree wall. Climbing will win out! .... I hope.

Monday, September 21, 2009

NRG, September 18th, 19th and 20th.


Last weekend Chase, Tyler and I made the trip to the New River Gorge. Chase and I left Lexington Friday afternoon and met Tyler in Ironton, Ohio at about 6pm. While we were waiting for Tyler to arrive however, Chase and I had some adventures. Most interesting was our brief acquisition of a puppy. We were walking around, and this lady yelled at us "Ya'll lose a dawg?" Chase and I answered no, and she asked us if we wanted a dog. Chase's response was "I don't know, I'd have to see it" we walked up and she handed it to us and said "It's your problem now". Chase and I weren't sure what to do, then a man drove by and said "Is that there your dog?" we said no, and he said he'd take it. We then had no dog, an hour or two later Tyler and Langston arrived. We headed off to the New. We arrived at Roger's late, and set up camp and went to bed early. The next morning we got up and headed off to Kaymoor. We came to the Rico Suave Buttress. We decided to warm up on a slab called Totally Tammy (5.10a) This was, with out a doubt, one of the hardest 10's I've ever been on. After that we moved on to a NRG classic, Rico Suave, also a 5.10a. This, the three of us agreed was one of the coolest 10's we'd been on. There was a cool line beside Rico that I was able to hang draws on while cleaning. We then each got a burn on the height dependent and incredibly technical "Out of the Bag", 5.11c/d. After having our fill of technical stuff, we headed off to the Glory Hole, where we wanted to get on some classic and super steep 12's.
We decided that we would test our metal on Skull F~~k, (5.12c, 7b+)(see picture) This was a line that shot up through two large roofs to the chains. I had never done moves quite like the ones I had to do to pull roofs. Several small crimpers, at least one toe hook and several heel hooks and gastons brought me to the chains, more scared on a sport route then I've been in a very long time. "The Hole" was one of the eeriest places I've ever climbed it was dark, the perma-draws were all on chain hangers that rattled against the wall when the wind blew. After one go each we decided it was time to go check out the old Kaymoor Coal mine. We walked down 800 steps to the relics of the coal refineries. we jumped the fence and explored, then we went down to the river and swam, smoked pipes and had PBR.
The next day we headed off to Summersville lake. On the way we stopped at the New River Gorge Bridge, quite a view. After a poor start, and being lost for an hour or so we managed to find our way to long wall. We warmed up on a spicy 5.10b called "For What? aka Hot and Buttered" at 60 feet or so and 4 bolts I felt runout. Then we moved a little further down the wall and got on a route called "Maximum Overdrive" (5.11c). I have never felt so happy to onsight hanging draws. After we all sent, we headed off to The D.C. Memorial Boulder and got on "All the Way Baby" (5.12b, 7b) We all gave this a few good tries, none of us sending, but all of us coming awfully close. Because of our late start we didn't have much time so we headed over to The Colosseum to look at the climbs there, and decided that would be our destination the next time at the New! After pizza and beer at Pies and Pints, we headed home. All in all an awesome time In West Virginia!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Monday, September 14, 2009

South Western Oatmeal

This weekend, apart from exciting (and often questionable activities), I decided to eat a diet consisting only of oatmeal. I determined that it was ok to add different ingredients to my oats to ensure that I was getting protein and other essential things. The first night I cooked my oats, poured in half a can of beans, big chunks of cheese, fresh tomato and copious amounts of sour cream, topped by taco seasoning, and stirred it all together. In appearance this looked rather terrible and caused my fellow climbers to look disgusted. I was offered pizza by some other climbers at the table next to ours, although some of my friends eventually manned up and tried my food, which looked sickeningly similar to vomit, and decided that it wasn't as horrible as it looked.

On the Second night I again prepared my meal. As I was preparing to eat it cold, Vadim convinced me to wait, and heat it up on the stove he, John and Tony had just used to cook their meal. When it was heated up, it became a gooey mess of cheese, tomato, beans and of course oatmeal. This night I managed to get everyone to try some! It was, oddly enough, an instant classic. Tony admitted that he would eat it again; Allen proclaimed that he would probably end up eating it at home on occasion! Because of this, I have included a recipe for those who would like to further their dirt-bagging skills!

Ingredients:
Kroger quick-cook oats
Kroger brand? sour cream
Kroger seasoned black beans
Fresh tomato
Kroger cheddar cheese
Taco seasoning packet

Cooking instructions:
Boil water, add oats (but don't really cook them), remove from heat. Add half a can of beans, cheese (don't really cut it, just hack it into larger pieces), "chopped" tomato (again be lazy and and just sort of chop it). At this point add a lot of sour cream, and top it off with taco seasoning to taste. At this point your stove should be put away, so look around for another stove to use, ask the owner of the stove to let you heat your stuff. heat until gooey and delicious. Serve hot (or cold if you couldn't find a stove) eat out of the pot and drink a cold (or warm) PBR! Enjoy!

09/13/09

After sleeping well into the morning, the crew decided that a trad day at Long Wall and Fortress Wall was in store.

I got my 3rd and 4th ever trad leads on Autumn (5.9) and Rock Wars (5.10a)! Such amazing lines, and definitely had my Elvis leg working overtime!  John and Lang also led Autumn, and Lang cleaned Rock Wars. John top-rope onsighted the Suitors Crack (7a) which was super sick, hopefully he'll get the send on gear next time!!

Lang and I both gave decent redpoint goes on the 5 star sport line "The Gift" (7a+), and I fell off 2 inches from the final jug...

Fortress Wall also had some firsts with Tony getting his first trad lead (American Crack) and Lang and I free soloing Calypso III (my first FS).  Katie Scat led a scary 5.6 (5.8R) crack called Calypso II, as did Lang and I.

All in all a rocking weekend!!

09/12/09

Saturday included gratuitous amounts of laziness from me, Lang, and Chase at the Darkside.  There ended up being more substantial quantities of beer, sausage and bacon on the camp grill, and photography than there was actual climbing.  I spent what felt like 2 hours hanging in a harness on Darth Moll whilst taking pictures of Jeff, Nick, and Lang on The Force (7c+).  Probably worth it, some of the pictures turned out bad ass!  Lang figured out some crucial crux beta and Chase was sticking the moves when he wasn't sulking under lack of motivation.  I gave it one go on Mama Benson (7a+), and we called it a day.

Met up with Katie, John, Tony, and Vladim back at Miguel's for some pizza and PBR! There we decided some night cragging at Phantasia was in order, and picking up Johnny Slice on our way out.

I hung the draws on Creature Feature and only clipped 3 bolts and then the anchors, running it out well above groundfall potential just for kicks.  Not to be outdone, Lang upped the ante by stripping down and getting the first true "flash" of Creature Feature.  Moreso than mine, Lang's mischief became the modus operendi of the night, with a total of 4 naked ascents and 1 naked top-rope flail (Vladim).  Highlights include John and Vladim standing naked in their harnesses, arms around each other, singing "Throw the Jew down the Well" from Borat, as well as the capturing of one of the most...er...remarkable(?) climbing pictures of all time as Lang's feet cut on the roof to expose, well, everything...

(photos coming soon)

Welcome!

This is the maiden escapade of teamPBRclimbing.blogspot.com!

This blog will serve to give narrative and photographic evidence to the wanderings and meanderings of Team PBR from Red River Gorge and beyond.  Coming soon will be a post from this past weekend's stories and pictures of epic trad sends, projecting sport, and naked night climbing!